Review of Empress of Mars
Warning: This review contains episode-specific spoilers and wild speculation about future episodes.
I heard a lot of positive chatter about The Empress of Mars online even before I had the chance to watch it myself. “Gatiss’s best episode ever!” “Another great episode—S10’s going to be hard to beat!” “The writing has been so good this year!” That always makes me nervous, because then there are certain expectations going in that can be difficult for an episode to live up to.
As someone who’s not a big fan of either Gatiss or the Ice Warriors, I didn’t have very high hopes to begin with. I was therefore not so much disappointed as resigned. The more I watched, though, the angrier I got.
Now I want to be clear that I don’t dislike either creatures or writer. I liked Cold War well enough, and I loved the Easter egg references to The Curse of Peladon here. But setting a story on Mars and then adding in some Victorian soldiers ended up muddying things so much that I was constantly cringing.
One of the things I’ve always appreciated about Doctor Who is the way that—when it’s at its best—it challenges us to stretch outside our usual point of view and consider other ways of looking at even mundane situations. That is, in fact, one of the things I like best about The Unquiet Dead. Unfortunately, although it’s clear Gatiss is trying to do more of that here, he falls horribly short.
In particular, I’m talking about how once the Empress has awoken and the stakes have ramped up, the Doctor tries to talk peace. “The last thing I’m going to do is takes sides,” he says, and then promptly proceeds to do so.