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Confession #56: I Want to Steer the TARDIS

It’s a classic question asked of Doctor Who actors for decades: If you had a TARDIS, when and where would you go? I’ve never put much thought into it myself, for some reason, but a reader posed a variation on the question to me this week, and I thought it was worth pondering—though in this case, I’m not thinking about where I would go, given the chance, but rather where I’d like to see the Doctor and his Companions go.

The questions of time and place are intimately intertwined—it might be interesting to pop in on Vienna in the late 18th or early 19th C., for instance, but less so in, say, 1944—but I’m going to try to separate them to a degree. So first, when would I like them explore?

Over the past fifty years, we’ve seen the Doctor go everywhen—from the Big Bang to the end of the universe. He’s been to Earth’s distant past (e.g., in “The Cave of Skulls” or at the end of City of Death) and its distant future (The End of the World). He’s visited contemporary Companions’ near-past (Father’s Day), their near-future (Fear Her), and of course their present (most of the Third Doctor’s era, for a start). Then there are the off-Earth stories, whose timescales range all over the board: past or future, archaic or futuristic.

Confession #55: I Want Another Companion Back

This week I put out a call for topic ideas, and one friend suggested I talk about a Companion I’d like to see return, either in the main show or in their own spin-off. “Brilliant!” I said. Interesting, I thought. How will I decide? What criteria should I use?

Going about it systematically, I should look at whose stories might be considered unfinished, or could be easily picked up again. Maybe Dodo Chaplet, Liz Shaw, Harry Sullivan, Tegan Jovanka, Grace Holloway, or even Peri Brown, whose fate is ambiguous. The actors’ deaths or unwillingness to engage in the community eliminates several of those, but leaves some interesting options.

Maybe I should think in terms of who might be off doing their own Doctor-esque work these days, like Sarah Jane Smith did (or does—she’s not “officially” dead (yet) in the Whoniverse!). I can envision several Companions doing their own thing, especially recent ones: Martha Jones, Rose Tyler (alt universe spin-off could work…), Ace, Nyssa (very much not Earth-based, though, which would be tricky), Jo Grant, or Ian Chesterton and Barbara Wright (who, according to alt media, eventually married each other).

Confession #54: I Want More Rogue Time Lords

With the news of Kate O’Mara’s passing this past Sunday, a little dream of mine died. Her character the Rani was one of my all-time favorite Who villains, and I’d really wanted to meet her and get her autograph. She’d been scheduled as a guest at Gally this year, but had to cancel at the last minute.

I saw many other fans also expressing their dismay at her death, most for similar reasons. We admired the character she played, her own personality, and the strength she projected in her very carriage. And I believe many of us hoped, deep down, she’d eventually return to the show.

As my own way of coping with the loss, I returned to speculation about how the Rani could be shoehorned back into the modern narrative. I’ve suggested before that certain baddies might return with enough plot twists, but I’m pleased with the greater feasibility of my latest scheme.

Nu-View #17: The End of Our Beginning

Bad Wolf / The Parting of the Ways (Series One, Eps. 12-13; 2005)
Viewed 20 Mar 2014

Doctor/Companion: Nine, Rose Tyler
Stars: Christopher Eccleston, Billie Piper
Preceding Story: Boom Town (Nine, Rose)
Succeeding Story: The Christmas Invasion (Ten, Rose)

The Doctor plops himself down into a big, red comfy chair in the Diary Room, looks straight at the camera, and declares in disbelief, “You have got to be kidding!” Oh, Doctor… How could you predict my reaction to this past weekend so perfectly?

As the Ladies sit down together to watch the final two episodes of Nine’s all-too-short tenure, I’m finally happy and relaxed. I’ve spent a frantic week preparing to put our house back on the market, and it’s finally wrapped up; the listing will go live the next day. The only downer is knowing we’re saying goodbye (again) to the Doctor who started my love affair with this whole crazy show.

We’re all ready for a good time. As the TARDIS crew each settle into the games in which they’ve been inserted, the quips fly around the room. Trin-E and Zu-Zana use the defabricator on Jack, who then assures them, “Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.”

jA’s eyes sparkle. “I’d like to be watching that channel!”

Over with the Anne Droid, Rose’s competitor Rodrick (played by Paterson Joseph, an actor whose name has popped up now and again in “who could be the next Doctor” lists) explains the most basic rules of the Game Station to her. “It’s play—or die.”

Confession #53: I Can’t Do Collectibles

Spend enough time in this fandom, and eventually you’ll run across a plethora of “collectibles.” These insidious items may come in the form of mini-figures, statues, radio-controlled toys, or any number of other knick-knacks, but they all have one thing in common: they come in sets, and there are a lot of elements in each set.

I know from other experience that I simply must never buy any Doctor Who collectibles. It would spell my doom. Take, for example, the Case of the Buffy Trading Cards. Several years ago, a friend gave me a couple of random packs of Buffy collectible trading cards he’d picked up for free at a con he works. He knew I like the show, and figured it would be an amusing little gift for me, just for the hell of it. He did not, however, count on my obsessive personality.

Once I opened the cards and looked at them, I inevitably coveted the entire set. Thus began one of the less dignified periods of my life. I spent a ridiculous amount of time and money on eBay trying to fill in the gaps in my collection until I had every last one, complete with binder. Oh, and I’m not talking any old binder, either—I’m talking the officially licensed, covered with photos, designed especially for this collectible card set binder. It had multiple pages, each with room for probably a dozen cards to be encased in their own little plastic cocoons, to display the collection to its fullest.

Confession #52: I Enjoy a Challenge

Ah, the brain-bending twists and turns of a modern Doctor Who plot. Be it episode or series, we’ve come to expect some pretty convoluted machinations. And you know what? I like to be made to think about what I’m watching. I enjoy a challenge.

Just not where it pertains to major plot points.

A theme unfortunately common to Series Seven could be summarized as “WTF just happened here?” Perhaps the most obvious case in point was The Angels Take Manhattan. At the end of the episode, Amy and Rory are zapped back in time by the Weeping Angels, forever lost to the Doctor. Because New York City in 1938 was a temporal mess. Or something.

Before the theme music over the final credits had even faded, though, fans everywhere were looking at each other in puzzlement. Why couldn’t the Doctor ever see them again? If NYC was the problem, why couldn’t they meet him in Vegas or London instead? If it was 1938, then why not wait until 1952? Or maybe 1952 London?

Over the Moon

Review of The Moonbase (#33)
DVD Release Date: 11 Feb 14
Original Air Date: 11 Feb – 04 Mar 1967
Doctor/Companion: Two, Ben Jackson, Polly Wright, Jamie McCrimmon
Stars: Patrick Troughton, Michael Craze, Anneke Wills, Frazer Hines
Preceding Story: The Underwater Menace (Two, Ben, Polly, Jamie)
Succeeding Story: The Macra Terror (Two, Ben, Polly, Jamie)

I’m rather behind the curve on this one. Not only was the Region 1 release three weeks later than the Region 2 release (as has often been the case), but it also fell on the day before I left for this year’s Gally. So I’m afraid I’m not exactly at the cutting edge here, but perhaps not all of my readers were in a rush anyway.

For completionist fans like me, this isn’t precisely a new release. Though two of the four episodes are still missing, the existing ones have been available for quite some time as part of the Lost in Time box set, so I’ve actually seen half of the serial before. However, the addition of the animated reconstructions makes a big difference.

There’s a great deal to be said for the black and white era when it comes to tone. Something about it transcends the dated effects and lends an extra sense of tension to all the scary bits. To say such episodes are “atmospheric” might be cliché, but it doesn’t make it less true.

Nu-View #16: Dining with the Enemy

Boom Town (Series One, Ep. 11; 2005)
Viewed 11 Feb 2014

Doctor/Companion: Nine, Rose Tyler
Stars: Christopher Eccleston, Billie Piper
Preceding Story: The Doctor Dances (Nine, Rose)
Succeeding Story: Bad Wolf (Nine, Rose)

The fact that we happened to watch this particular episode the day before I left for Gally was totally fortuitous for me. Among other things, having it fresh in my mind helped me appreciate having Annette Badland (who played Margaret / Blon Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen) at the con.

Better yet, the re-watch reminded me what a profound episode it is.

It begins with a reminder of how we first met the unfortunate Slitheen family. “I hate those guys,” interjects jA. “They’re ishy.” And it seems “Margaret” hasn’t changed much beneath, even if she has taken on an air of public service, heading up the Blaidd Drwg project.

And so it proceeds, though the first half of the episode is mainly the slightly silly, doesn’t-make-sense-if-you-look-to-hard fare we’ve come to expect from Who. RTD exhibits a bit of a tin ear for dialog in a place or two—e.g., when Blon takes Cathy the reporter to the loo with her, so she can shed her skin suit and kill the woman, then makes a seemingly rude noise upon entering the stall. Cathy comments, “Sounds like we got here just in time!” Incredulous, jA asked, “Who does that?” Perhaps we can give RTD a pass on that one, though, as he’s presumably never experienced a communal ladies’ room moment firsthand.

Gally 2014 Recap

This year I don’t have any links to panels to share, and for the most part, I didn’t take photos until I sat in Program A all day on Sunday. I hope you’ll all forgive me, then, if for my wrap-up I do a combination of photos of my one new cosplay (that’d be my Kimono!9, which I wore on Saturday) and photos I took during those Sunday panels.

So just like last year, I wore my femme!Three on Friday (see last year’s recap for photos). Though Katy Manning coveted the frilly shirt, this year I got more comments on how it would make a great Joker cosplay than on its intended meaning. I shrugged it off, though, since it was a repeat costume, and the real “money shot,” if you will, would be on Saturday.

Remember that I created this costume as part of a group cosplay (the Tin Litter), in which all of us would do our unique take on K-9. It was therefore important to me to get some group photos. Since we’d had our photo taken with Sylvester McCoy as the TARDISpod at Gally 2013, I loved the idea of getting Doctor photos as the Tin Litter this year. Not everyone was up for both Doctor (spoiled for choice, we were!), so there ended up being two of us with Colin, and four of us with Paul.

Confession #51: I’m Swayed by Actors’ Charms

It would not have occurred to me, years ago, to think that my view of a character might change depending on what I learned of the personality of the actor or actress depicting said character. As a society, we tend to bombard ourselves with minutiae about celebrities, so much so that even someone like me—who doesn’t particularly care about the private lives and lies of “the rich and famous”—can’t help but learn a few things. But more often than not, neither the dirty little secrets nor the heartwarming anecdotes had much impact on me.

More recently, though, I’ve dipped rather thoroughly (at least for me) into the stream of pop culture via Twitter, and from there peripherally via tumblr. The pop culture I view is heavily skewed toward Doctor Who, as one might expect, so I hear a lot of things about—and from—folks who are involved with the program in one way or another. One of the things I learned, to my own surprise though perhaps no one else’s, is that how these people interact with fans really sways how I view them.

To take a case in point on the negative end of the scale, a couple of years ago, one of my Twitter friends (a self-proclaimed feminist) objected to some tweets that Simon Pegg made from San Diego Comic-Con regarding women cosplayers. Specifically, she called him out for implicitly comparing a group of slave Leia cosplayers to food (with a Homer Simpson/doughnuts comment). I won’t go through the entire exchange, but suffice to say, he reacted badly and didn’t do anything to curb the abuse his fans subsequently heaped on her. Now I can barely watch scenes in The Long Game in which Pegg appears (though he’s a baddie there, so that helps), and get pulled out of the narrative whenever Scotty is on screen in the new Star Trek films. So bummer.