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Confession #77: I Think the TARDIS Is a Caretaker

How do the Doctor and his Companions take care of their basic biological needs while they’re traveling in the TARDIS? It’s a question perhaps less pressing when considering Clara than most others, as she seems to spend little time at all there. We’ve seen her changing clothes after an adventure, but on-screen evidence suggests (to me, at least) that she rarely, if ever, so much as spends one night aboard.

Even as recently as Rory and Amy, though—another pair who treated their time on the TARDIS more like a commuter than a residential lifestyle—it was clear that long stretches of time passed between their visits home. Historically, Companions lived in the TARDIS more like a dormitory or a commune, presumably spending their time between adventures in its halls.

So where do they sleep? Eat? Relieve themselves?

I suppose one obvious answer is that they stop off at various planets (or space stations, or whatever) to get supplies, have a picnic, or find a place to crash. (After all, Rose and Nine talked in The Empty Child about needing to stop for milk: “All the species in all the universe, and it has to come out of a cow,” he quips.) It makes a certain amount of sense that part of exploring the universe is exploring various species’ cuisines, for example.

I don’t think that’s how it works, though. We saw early on (in The Daleks, the second-ever story to be broadcast) that the TARDIS was equipped with a food machine that could produce (rather unappetizing looking) blocks of nutritional matter, programmed to taste like whatever one liked. Although it barely ever showed up again, that seeded the idea that the crew had everything they needed without ever leaving the ship.

Confession #76: I Like Grumpy

As I’ve discussed the latest series with more and more people, I’ve noticed a distinct dichotomy in fan reactions to the new Doctor. Capaldi’s Twelve appears to be a “love him or hate him” kind of character, with very few having a lukewarm reaction. It made me wonder why some can’t stand him, while others think he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

Then I got to wondering why any Doctor appeals to certain fans and not others.

Perhaps the most noticeable schism in fandom lately has been between fans of the Classic era who don’t really care for the more recent stuff and fans of “NuWho” who just can’t get into the Classic stuff. For ease of discussion, I’ll call the former “strict paleowhovians” here, and the latter “strict neowhovians” (to differentiate from my usual use of paleo/neowhovian as mere indicators of which era of the show a fan first saw).

I know, for example, a significant number of strict neowhovians (SNs) who are none too impressed with Twelve. Conversely, I’ve come across a fair number of strict paleowhovians (SPs) who just really don’t like Ten. The reasons seem to be similar, with opposing sense: the SNs don’t like Capaldi’s depiction because he’s “too mean,” while the SPs don’t like Tennant’s because he’s “too emo.”

Confession #75: I’m a Bit Boggled

In a few months, it will once again be time for CONsole Room, the new Doctor Who convention in the Twin Cities (now in its second year). Having fallen in love with the con scene after my first Gallifrey One in 2012, I was thrilled when one cropped up local to me, and I’ve been trying to get some of my Gally friends to join me here for CONsole Room (because seeing them once a year is just not enough!).

Its first year seemed to go pretty smoothly, and from what I could see was well received. Since I want to see it continue to thrive, I would like to do something to contribute to its success—without getting into any con ops/volunteer roles. (Sorry; simply not one of my strengths.) When the call for panelists came, then, I was happy to respond.

What I didn’t expect was to be put on all the panels I’d listed as interests.

Gally 2015 Recap

I did a bad job taking my own photos this year. In fact, as I was packing up, I realized I’d never even taken my actual camera out of my bag. While I do have a few taken with my iPod, they’re low quality and exceedingly sporadic. Therefore, it is only through the generosity of others that I am able to bring you a photographic recap of the 26 Seasons of Gallifrey One.

In previous years when we’ve done our group cosplay, we’ve taken the opportunity to get a photo of all of us with one of the guests. Due to the pricing changes for those photo ops, we weren’t up for it this year (though now we can plan ahead for next year). So although several of us have individual shots with Barrowman (and goodness are they fun), we don’t have the entire League of Doctors (our Who character/comic character mashups) with him, which is a shame, as he’s been both Who and DC characters himself.

However, one of our friends (Andy Staats) had agreed to be our “official” photographer. With his kind permission, I’ve included a few of my favorites here. (Unless otherwise noted, all these are his; see more at flickr.) First up is the whole group of us.

We’ve got our Fifth Doctor/Power Girl mashup, our Poison Ivy/Amy Pond (“Poison Amy”), our Harley Quinn/Fourth Doctor, our Loki/Eleventh Doctor (“Elevki”), our River Song/Catwoman, and our Eighth Doctor/Thor (“DocThor,” which is me).

The 26 Seasons of Gallifrey One: Day Three

There is a sudden, subtle melancholy to a Gally Sunday. Everyone can see the light at the end of the tunnel, and it’s the train barreling down on us.

Most folks seem to start slowly on this last day of the con. That worked to the advantage of the poor organizers, who have had to switch schedules around due to Alex Kingston’s absence. So instead of the Program A lineup beginning with Barrowman at 10am and Kingston going on at noon, with a live commentary in between, they screened Last Christmas at 10am and had Barrowman start at noon.

My day on the con floor started at 11am with that live commentary, which was writer Jamie Mathieson talking about his episode Mummy on the Orient Express. Episodes I really like are harder commentaries to sit through for me, because I kind of just want to watch what’s happening on screen, but it was interesting to hear his comments about how the story evolved from early drafts through the finished product. My favorite story, which I actually first heard in a panel earlier in the weekend (though I doubt I’ll ever tire of it), was that the cigarette case full of jelly babies was nowhere in the script—that was all Capaldi.

The 26 Seasons of Gallifrey One: Day Two

My Saturday was panel-rich. I jumped in right at the beginning of programming with “The Gallifrey Genderbend,” a panel discussing the pros and cons of a future incarnation of the Doctor being (or at least presenting) female. There was some rich conversation, including a rapid shift near the beginning from “should it happen” to “who should be cast.” Later, the panelists conducted an informal poll asking who thinks the Doctor should at some point be a woman—yes, no, or don’t care. There were some hands for each option, but the solid majority voted “yes.” Time will tell.

Next I sat in on the interviews of Carole Ann Ford (the Doctor’s granddaughter Susan) and Wendy Padbury (Second Doctor Companion Zoë). Each of them had some fabulous stories about things besides their time on Doctor Who. Carole Ann talked about her early career in a rambling, roundabout way that included getting in a cage with a tiger at the London Zoo, among other things. Wendy talked a little about her time as an agent, including how she became Matt Smith’s first agent (and got him his first job within days of first seeing him). Both are delightful people.

I took a short break to grab lunch and get Carole Ann’s autograph in the dealers’ room before heading to the next panel to meet some of my friends there. On my way into the dealers’ room, I ran across said friends, though. One of them was still shaking from the adrenaline rush of getting her photo taken with John Barrowman. For the past three years, since she first made her 60’s style TARDIS costume, she’s wanted this photo, and she finally got it. I have to say, “Captain Jack” clinging to the TARDIS is among the best celebrity/fan photos I’ve ever seen. She had every right to be excited.

The 26 Seasons of Gallifrey One: Day One

Gally started full speed this year. LobbyCon was already in progress Wednesday night, and by Thursday it was insane. People had Fourth-Doctor-sized ribbon chains well before the con even began.

As for me, I had the chance to hang with the awesome local friends after I got in on Wednesday night. I’d planned to spend Thursday sitting in the lobby writing and socializing, but another pair of friends roped me into an excursion around town. So we traipsed off to the La Brea Tar Pits (equal parts fascinating and disturbing), then had lunch at Pink’s Hot Dogs.

Somewhere along the way, we heard the disappointing last-minute news that Alex Kingston had to cancel her appearance, since poor weather at her current filming location (Vancouver) had pushed filming out through the weekend. I think the screams of tortured Whovians could be heard throughout LA.

Incoming!

Today’s the day I give my annual forewarning to my readers that the onslaught of Gallifrey One posts is about to begin. This year marks my fourth time attending the con, and more of the usual shenanigans are on the horizon.

I was all set to make this post about various panels, planned costumes, and so on, but things took an unexpected turn last week when I slipped while walking the dog (fresh, fluffy snow + previously-melted-to-a-fine-sheen ice = super slippery), fell, and broke my wrist. So my Gally 2015 experience may well have a strong cast-related component.

One of my first thoughts on having the break confirmed (I was pretty sure it wasn’t just sprained, but you have to have X-rays to tell for sure) was, “At least it won’t interfere with my new cosplay!” As with the last two years, I’ll be part of a group cosplay. This one we’ve dubbed the “League of Doctors”; it involves mashups of Doctors (or Companions) with superheroes (or sidekicks, or villains). My costume is sleeveless, so a bulky cast won’t completely ruin the look. Look for photos here in the roundup next week.

Proven Formula

Review of The Spectre of Lanyon Moor (#9)
Big Finish Release Date: June 2000
Doctor/Companion: Six and Evelyn Smythe
Stars: Colin Baker and Maggie Stables
Preceding Story: Red Dawn (Five, Peri)
Succeeding Story: Winter for the Adept (Five, Nyssa)

Storytelling in Doctor Who has several tried and true formulae (the most well known (at least by name) probably being “base under siege“), so it was almost comforting when I realized that The Spectre of Lanyon Moor was making use of one of them: the fantastical explanation for an Earth legend (see also The Dæmons, or the more recent (and extreme) example of Death in Heaven).

The exact details of how a 3-foot-high alien troll uses its psionic energy to further its own purposes, affecting the surrounding area in Cornwall of course take a full, convoluted four parts. But it only takes a few minutes to realize this creature is being presented as the basis of a great many stories and superstitions—most notably the existence of Cornish pixies. I found it reassuringly familiar.

Confession #74: I Have a Vision

The last few days—since the full schedule got posted—I’ve been thinking ahead to this year’s Gallifrey One, now a mere two(ish) weeks away. As usual, there are copious panels from which to choose; when deciding how to spend the weekend, one has to prioritize not only panels but meals, potty breaks, and time with friends. My first attempt at a tentative schedule is predictably bonkers, and I’ve found myself trying to decide whether or not the effort to get from panel to panel is worthwhile based on what is likely to be said (or not) in each.

There’s one panel in particular that intrigues me, though probably not enough to pull me away from my usual “park myself in Program A most of Sunday” tradition. Because I won’t be there to hear how the panelists approach the topic, then, I decided to share my own perspective now. So what’s sparked my latest round of thinky thoughts? It’s a panel called “The Missing Companion.”

This panel has us looking to the future of the show. What will upcoming Companions have to offer? How will they be similar to or different from past Companions? What kinds of stories—in terms of who the Companions are and where (both geographically and philosophically) they come from—ought to be told? How would these Companions fit into how Doctor Who has been or “should” be (depending on individual visions) presented?